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CTRL+ALT+DEL to move on

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 1/19/2012 08:41:00 PM
‎3 simple steps to move on.
Remember the CTRL+ALT+DEL. 
CONTROL yourself, look for an ALTernate solution & DELete the situation that hurts you.










CTRL+ALT+DEL to move on

Want a new computer?

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 1/17/2012 05:00:00 PM



Want a new computer? try this!
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I ask myself

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 1/17/2012 04:57:00 PM



I always wonder why birds stay in the same place when they can fly anywhere on the earth. Then I ask myself the same question. 


~ Harun Yahya










I ask myself

Ang tunay na Boyfriend

Published by juanmasipag under , , , , on 1/17/2012 04:54:00 PM
Ang tunay na Boyfriend yung niyayakap ka pag malamig...
hindi yung malamig na nga hinuhubaran ka pa!












Ang tunay na Boyfriend

Matamis Magsalita

Published by juanmasipag under , on 1/17/2012 04:49:00 PM
Mag-ingat sa mga taong matamis magsalita...
kasi ang matamis nilalanggam...

tandaan mo masakit ang kagat ng langgam!






Matamis Magsalita

Internet Giants

Published by juanmasipag under , , , , , , on 1/17/2012 04:46:00 PM

Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Twitter: I know what you guys think
Internet: Duh! Without me you guys are nothing!
Electric Power: Woah! Im ashamed! ;p






Internet Giants

Common Filipino Mistakes

Published by juanmasipag under , , , , , , on 12/21/2011 11:56:00 PM

Common Filipino Mistakes:


1."ale, pabili po ng colgate, ung closeup po."
-ano ba talaga bibilihin mo?


2."isarado ang pinto at lalabas ang aircon."
-wow! lakad o gapang?


3."yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ng mga bata."
-tama yan pasagasaan mo!


4."anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-hindi naman gusto mo lalong maipit?


5."natuka ako ng ahas"
-ano yan manok? may tuka?


6."my tonsil ako"
-kami rin meron.


7."may candy ako... ayaw mo?"
-hindi ka naman nagdadamot nyan!


8."tulog ka na  ba?"
-ikaw kaya tanungin kapag tulog...makasagot ka pa kaya?


9."lowbat na ko"
-di baterya ka rin?






Common Filipino Mistakes
 

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