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Noon at Ngayon
on 2/06/2012 12:10:00 AM
LOLO: dati sa 20 pesos ko may nadadala na ko pauwi 5kilong bigas, 2 kilong asukal, 2 lata ng gatas, 1 kilo na kape, 1 dosenang itlog, 1 dosenang de lata at noodles.. May kasama pang sabon at shampoo..
APO: oh, ano ngayon LO?
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Computer,
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Jokes,
Naughty
on 1/17/2012 05:00:00 PM
Want a new computer? try this!
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Facebook,
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Google,
Internet,
Lesson,
Twitter,
Wikipedia
on 1/17/2012 04:46:00 PM
Wikipedia: I know everything
Google: I have everything
Facebook: I know everyone
Twitter: I know what you guys think
Internet: Duh! Without me you guys are nothing!
Electric Power: Woah! Im ashamed! ;p
Internet Giants
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Common Filipino Mistakes,
Funny,
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Pinoy Kowts
on 12/21/2011 11:56:00 PM
Common Filipino Mistakes:
1."ale, pabili po ng colgate, ung closeup po."
-ano ba talaga bibilihin mo?
2."isarado ang pinto at lalabas ang aircon."
-wow! lakad o gapang?
3."yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ng mga bata."
-tama yan pasagasaan mo!
4."anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-hindi naman gusto mo lalong maipit?
5."natuka ako ng ahas"
-ano yan manok? may tuka?
6."my tonsil ako"
-kami rin meron.
7."may candy ako... ayaw mo?"
-hindi ka naman nagdadamot nyan!
8."tulog ka na ba?"
-ikaw kaya tanungin kapag tulog...makasagot ka pa kaya?
9."lowbat na ko"
-di baterya ka rin?
Common Filipino Mistakes
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Pinoy Kowts
on 11/06/2011 01:26:00 AM
Only in the Philippines: Lost in Translation
ENGLISH: Eat all you can, don't be shy, feel at home!
TAGALOG: Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can
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Text Messages
on 11/03/2011 06:17:00 PM
Anak: itay,ano sa English ang utot?
Itay: Wind of change!
Anak: Eh ung utot na walang tunog?
Itay: Sound of silence!
Anak: Ung utot na may dalang ebak?
Itay: Dust in the wind!
Anak: Eh ung hindi sinasadyang utot?
Itay: Iyan ang careless whisper!
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Funny,
Pilosopong Quotes
on 10/31/2011 06:02:00 AM
Reasons why the Government gives discounts to Senior Citizens:
1. FOOD – marami nang bawal kainin.
2. TRANSPORTATION – nahihirapan nang magbyahe.
3. GROCERIES – di na kayang magbuhat
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Naughty
on 10/27/2011 08:03:00 AM
Kids in back seats cause accidents,
accidents in back seats cause kids.
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Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 08:00:00 AM
Ang taong gusto mo, parang Ice Cream...
matutunaw lang yan pag-tinitigan mo lang.
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on 10/27/2011 07:57:00 AM
Boy 1: Pare, kamusta lovelife?
Boy 2: Wala, ganun pa rin eh.
Boy 1: Bakit pare? kayo pa rin?
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Naughty
on 10/27/2011 07:56:00 AM
Always Smile...
it's the second best thing to do with your lips.