WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER

• Your last name stays put.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.

Common Filipino Mistakes:


1."ale, pabili po ng colgate, ung closeup po."
-ano ba talaga bibilihin mo?


2."isarado ang pinto at lalabas ang aircon."
-wow! lakad o gapang?


3."yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ng mga bata."
-tama yan pasagasaan mo!


4."anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-hindi naman gusto mo lalong maipit?


5."natuka ako ng ahas"
-ano yan manok? may tuka?


6."my tonsil ako"
-kami rin meron.


7."may candy ako... ayaw mo?"
-hindi ka naman nagdadamot nyan!


8."tulog ka na  ba?"
-ikaw kaya tanungin kapag tulog...makasagot ka pa kaya?


9."lowbat na ko"
-di baterya ka rin?






Common Filipino Mistakes

5 Simple Rules of Happiness


1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.

Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.