WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER

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WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER

• Your last name stays put.
• Chocolate is just another snack.
• You can never be pregnant.


• You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
• The world is your urinal.
• Same work, more pay.
• Wedding dress $5,000. Tux rental-$100.
• People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.
• New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
• One mood all the time.
• Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
• A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
• You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
• If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
• Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
• Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
• You never have strap problems in public.
• Everything on your face stays its original color.
• The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
• You only have to shave your face and neck.
• One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
• You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
• You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
• You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
• You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER