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Common Filipino Mistakes

Published by juanmasipag under , , , , , , on 12/21/2011 11:56:00 PM

Common Filipino Mistakes:


1."ale, pabili po ng colgate, ung closeup po."
-ano ba talaga bibilihin mo?


2."isarado ang pinto at lalabas ang aircon."
-wow! lakad o gapang?


3."yaya, salubungin mo yung school bus ng mga bata."
-tama yan pasagasaan mo!


4."anak, tumabi ka sa sasakyan ha"
-hindi naman gusto mo lalong maipit?


5."natuka ako ng ahas"
-ano yan manok? may tuka?


6."my tonsil ako"
-kami rin meron.


7."may candy ako... ayaw mo?"
-hindi ka naman nagdadamot nyan!


8."tulog ka na  ba?"
-ikaw kaya tanungin kapag tulog...makasagot ka pa kaya?


9."lowbat na ko"
-di baterya ka rin?






Common Filipino Mistakes

Magmahal ng sobra

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 11/17/2011 11:45:00 PM

wala naman daw masama kung mag-mamahal ka ng sobra sobra,
basta ba...
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huwag lang sosobra sa ISA!

Para kang Facebook

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/17/2011 11:42:00 PM

Alam mo, para kang Facebook...
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Kahit kasi nagbago ka na...
Hindi pa rin kita magawang Iwanan!








Para kang Facebook

Ano motto mo?

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 11/17/2011 11:31:00 PM

Boy: Ano motto mo?


Girl: motto ko... "Do unto others...blah blah"...


Boy: Anong gagawin mo pag-inasar kita?


Girl: Aasarin rin kita ng mas matindi!


Boy: Pag sinuntok kita?


Girl: Susuntukin kita ng mas malakas!
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Boy: Eh kung mahalin kita? :)
Girl: Nyay! Yun lang!








Ano motto mo?

Papel ka ba?

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 11/17/2011 11:28:00 PM

Boy: Hi miss! Papel ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
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Boy: Gusto na kasi kitang pangalanan para di kana mahingi ng iba!

Baril ka ba?

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:47:00 AM
BOY: Miss baril ka ba?


GIRL: bakit nakakamatay ba ang ganda ko!


BOY: hindi...gusto sana kitang gamitin, kahit isang putok lang!










Baril ka ba?

Di ba matalino ka

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:42:00 AM
BOY: di ba matalino ka?


GIRL: oo naman.


BOY: eh bakit hindi mo ko kayang sagutin?


GIRL: ah eh...kasi nga matalino ako...


BOY: un naman pala eh... e di sagutin mo na ko.


GIRL: kasi nga hindi ikaw ang tamang sagot!














Di ba matalino ka

Angelina Jolie

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 11/16/2011 04:33:00 AM
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough. 










~Angelina Jolie

In America

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:31:00 AM
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.












In America

Noon at Ngayon

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:30:00 AM

NOON: Uso ang Ligawan.
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NGAYON: Uso ang Agawan.

Sometimes

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:29:00 AM


Sometimes, people with the worst pasts,...
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can create the best futures.

Risk more

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/16/2011 04:24:00 AM

Risk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible. 



Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 11/06/2011 01:26:00 AM
Only in the Philippines: Lost in Translation


ENGLISH: Eat all you can, don't be shy, feel at home!
TAGALOG: Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!








Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can

Think before you speak

Published by juanmasipag under , on 11/04/2011 07:11:00 AM
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the
train window, shouted,
"Dad, look the trees are going
behind!"


... Dad smiled and a young couple
sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year old`s childish behaviour
with pity.


Suddenly he again exclaimed
"Dad, look the clouds are
running with us!"


The couple could`nt resist and
said to the old man, "why dont
you take your son to a good
doctor?"


Old man smiled and said "I did
and we are just coming from
the hospital, my son was blind
from birth,
He just got his eyes
today....




Think before you speak. 

English ng Utot

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 11/03/2011 06:17:00 PM

Anak: itay,ano sa English ang utot?
Itay: Wind of change!
Anak: Eh ung utot na walang tunog?
Itay: Sound of silence!
Anak: Ung utot na may dalang ebak?
Itay: Dust in the wind!
Anak: Eh ung hindi sinasadyang utot?
Itay: Iyan ang careless whisper!

Senior Citizen

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/31/2011 06:02:00 AM

Reasons why the Government gives discounts to Senior Citizens: 
1. FOOD – marami nang bawal kainin. 
2. TRANSPORTATION – nahihirapan nang magbyahe. 
3. GROCERIES – di na kayang magbuhat 

Hindi naman tanong

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/30/2011 03:32:00 AM

Bakit yung “MAHAL KITA” 
hindi naman tanong.. 
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Published by juanmasipag under on 10/30/2011 03:29:00 AM
If you don't call me all day I understand, 
If I text you and don't text me all day I understand...
But when I pretend like you dont exist anymore, 
I hope you understand!

Athletes - Michael Jordan

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 10/29/2011 08:30:00 PM

I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career.
I've lost almost 300 games.
26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed. 

Hindi baling Single

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/29/2011 08:25:00 PM
Sa totoong Single:


Hindi na baleng Single ako...
Basta Single ang taong mahal ko.






Sa nag-papanggap na Single:


Hindi na baleng may asawa ako...
Basta Single ang taong mahal ko.

5 Simple Rules of Happiness

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/27/2011 07:55:00 PM
5 Simple Rules of Happiness


1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.

Bob Ong Quotes a compilation

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 10/27/2011 08:12:00 AM

Mga pinag-samasamang quotes ni Bob Ong.



"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin
na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."



"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang,
hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 08:03:00 AM
Kids in back seats cause accidents, 
accidents in back seats cause kids.

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/27/2011 08:00:00 AM

Ang taong gusto mo, parang Ice Cream...
matutunaw lang yan pag-tinitigan mo lang.

Qoutes - Happiness

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:59:00 AM
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.

Joke - Ikaw pa rin

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/27/2011 07:57:00 AM

Boy 1: Pare, kamusta lovelife?
Boy 2: Wala, ganun pa rin eh.
Boy 1: Bakit pare? kayo pa rin?

Always Smile

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:56:00 AM
Always Smile...
it's the second best thing to do with your lips.

God is taking out the best in you

Published by juanmasipag under , , , on 10/27/2011 07:47:00 AM
There is no oil without squeezing the olives, 
no wine without pressing the grapes, 

Republic Act

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:44:00 AM
Ang pagpili ng kaibigan ay dapat alinsunod sa
Republic Act 9003 (Ecological Solid Waste Management Act of 2003)

A little jealousy

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:40:00 AM
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy.
It's always nice to know someone afraid to lose you.

Kung sawa ka na

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:37:00 AM
Kung sawa ka na sa'yong buhay...
Bakit hindi mo subukan ang kabilang buhay.

Great Minds

Published by juanmasipag under on 10/27/2011 07:35:00 AM
Great minds...Discuss Ideas
Average minds...Discuss events

Sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 07:27:00 AM
Sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo. 
Sabi naman ng iba kung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos. 
Pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isang tao kung...

Ang tunay na kaibigan

Published by juanmasipag under , on 10/27/2011 06:05:00 AM

Ang TUNAY na KAIBIGAN ay ang taong...
ALAM na ALAM kung paano ka SISIRAIN,
pero HINDING-HINDI nya GAGAWIN...

Bakit ang mga Pinoy?

Published by juanmasipag under , , on 10/27/2011 05:04:00 AM
Bakit ang mga Pinoy, hindi tama kung sumagot
maski maayos ang tanong?

1. Kumain ka na?
Sagot: Busog pa ako.

2. Nandyan ba nanay mo?
Sagot: Bakit po? (Tanong na, tinanong pa.)

 

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