Magmahal ng sobra
Published by juanmasipag under Love, Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/17/2011 11:45:00 PMwala naman daw masama kung mag-mamahal ka ng sobra sobra,
basta ba...
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huwag lang sosobra sa ISA!
wala naman daw masama kung mag-mamahal ka ng sobra sobra,
basta ba...
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huwag lang sosobra sa ISA!
Para kang Facebook
Published by juanmasipag under Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/17/2011 11:42:00 PMAlam mo, para kang Facebook...
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Kahit kasi nagbago ka na...
Hindi pa rin kita magawang Iwanan!
Para kang Facebook
Ano motto mo?
Published by juanmasipag under Bakit, Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/17/2011 11:31:00 PMBoy: Ano motto mo?
Girl: motto ko... "Do unto others...blah blah"...
Boy: Anong gagawin mo pag-inasar kita?
Girl: Aasarin rin kita ng mas matindi!
Boy: Pag sinuntok kita?
Girl: Susuntukin kita ng mas malakas!
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Boy: Eh kung mahalin kita? :)
Girl: Nyay! Yun lang!
Ano motto mo?
Papel ka ba?
Published by juanmasipag under Bakit, Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/17/2011 11:28:00 PMBoy: Hi miss! Papel ka ba?
Girl: bakit?
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Boy: Gusto na kasi kitang pangalanan para di kana mahingi ng iba!
Baril ka ba?
Published by juanmasipag under Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/16/2011 04:47:00 AM
BOY: Miss baril ka ba?
GIRL: bakit nakakamatay ba ang ganda ko!
BOY: hindi...gusto sana kitang gamitin, kahit isang putok lang!
Baril ka ba?
GIRL: bakit nakakamatay ba ang ganda ko!
BOY: hindi...gusto sana kitang gamitin, kahit isang putok lang!
Baril ka ba?
Di ba matalino ka
Published by juanmasipag under Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/16/2011 04:42:00 AM
BOY: di ba matalino ka?
GIRL: oo naman.
BOY: eh bakit hindi mo ko kayang sagutin?
GIRL: ah eh...kasi nga matalino ako...
BOY: un naman pala eh... e di sagutin mo na ko.
GIRL: kasi nga hindi ikaw ang tamang sagot!
Di ba matalino ka
GIRL: oo naman.
BOY: eh bakit hindi mo ko kayang sagutin?
GIRL: ah eh...kasi nga matalino ako...
BOY: un naman pala eh... e di sagutin mo na ko.
GIRL: kasi nga hindi ikaw ang tamang sagot!
Di ba matalino ka
Angelina Jolie
Published by juanmasipag under Celebrity, Love, Naughty, Quotes on 11/16/2011 04:33:00 AM
All women do have a different sense of sexuality, or sense of fun, or sense of like what's sexy or cool or tough.
~Angelina Jolie
~Angelina Jolie
In America
Published by juanmasipag under Naughty, Quotes on 11/16/2011 04:31:00 AM
In America sex is an obsession, in other parts of the world it is a fact.
In America
In America
Noon at Ngayon
Published by juanmasipag under Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/16/2011 04:30:00 AMNOON: Uso ang Ligawan.
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NGAYON: Uso ang Agawan.
Sometimes
Published by juanmasipag under Quotes, Text Messages on 11/16/2011 04:29:00 AM
Sometimes, people with the worst pasts,...
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can create the best futures.
Risk more
Published by juanmasipag under Quotes, Text Messages on 11/16/2011 04:24:00 AMRisk more than others think is safe.
Care more than others think is wise.
Dream more than others think is practical.
Expect more than others think is possible.
Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can
Published by juanmasipag under Funny, Jokes, Pilosopong Quotes, Pinoy Kowts on 11/06/2011 01:26:00 AM
Only in the Philippines: Lost in Translation
ENGLISH: Eat all you can, don't be shy, feel at home!
TAGALOG: Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can
ENGLISH: Eat all you can, don't be shy, feel at home!
TAGALOG: Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to!
Only in the Philippines - Eat all you can
Think before you speak
Published by juanmasipag under Lesson, Short Story on 11/04/2011 07:11:00 AM
A 24 year old boy seeing out from the
train window, shouted,
"Dad, look the trees are going
behind!"
... Dad smiled and a young couple
sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year old`s childish behaviour
with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed
"Dad, look the clouds are
running with us!"
The couple could`nt resist and
said to the old man, "why dont
you take your son to a good
doctor?"
Old man smiled and said "I did
and we are just coming from
the hospital, my son was blind
from birth,
He just got his eyes
today....
Think before you speak.
train window, shouted,
"Dad, look the trees are going
behind!"
... Dad smiled and a young couple
sitting nearby, looked at the 24
year old`s childish behaviour
with pity.
Suddenly he again exclaimed
"Dad, look the clouds are
running with us!"
The couple could`nt resist and
said to the old man, "why dont
you take your son to a good
doctor?"
Old man smiled and said "I did
and we are just coming from
the hospital, my son was blind
from birth,
He just got his eyes
today....
Think before you speak.
English ng Utot
Published by juanmasipag under Funny, Jokes, Pilosopong Quotes, Text Messages on 11/03/2011 06:17:00 PMAnak: itay,ano sa English ang utot?
Itay: Wind of change!
Anak: Eh ung utot na walang tunog?
Itay: Sound of silence!
Anak: Ung utot na may dalang ebak?
Itay: Dust in the wind!
Anak: Eh ung hindi sinasadyang utot?
Itay: Iyan ang careless whisper!