Published by juanmasipag under
Filipino Quotes,
Funny,
Pilosopong Quotes
on 10/31/2011 06:02:00 AM
Reasons why the Government gives discounts to Senior Citizens:
1. FOOD – marami nang bawal kainin.
2. TRANSPORTATION – nahihirapan nang magbyahe.
3. GROCERIES – di na kayang magbuhat
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Pilosopong Quotes,
Pinoy Kowts,
Text Messages
on 10/30/2011 03:32:00 AM
Bakit yung “MAHAL KITA”
hindi naman tanong..
.
.
.
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Text Messages
on 10/30/2011 03:29:00 AM
If you don't call me all day I understand,
If I text you and don't text me all day I understand...
But when I pretend like you dont exist anymore,
I hope you understand!
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Athletes,
Quotes,
Sports,
Success
on 10/29/2011 08:30:00 PM
I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career.
I've lost almost 300 games.
26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed.
I've failed over and over and over again in my life.
And that is why I succeed.
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Love,
Naughty,
Pilosopong Quotes
on 10/29/2011 08:25:00 PM
Sa totoong Single:
Hindi na baleng Single ako...
Basta Single ang taong mahal ko.
Sa nag-papanggap na Single:
Hindi na baleng may asawa ako...
Basta Single ang taong mahal ko.
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Happiness,
Quotes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:55:00 PM
5 Simple Rules of Happiness
1. Free your heart from hatred.
2. Free your mind from worries.
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Bob Ong,
Pilosopong Quotes,
Pinoy Kowts,
Quotes
on 10/27/2011 08:12:00 AM
Mga pinag-samasamang quotes ni Bob Ong.
"Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin
na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."
"Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang,
hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."
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Funny,
Naughty
on 10/27/2011 08:03:00 AM
Kids in back seats cause accidents,
accidents in back seats cause kids.
Published by juanmasipag under
Funny,
Pilosopong Quotes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 08:00:00 AM
Ang taong gusto mo, parang Ice Cream...
matutunaw lang yan pag-tinitigan mo lang.
Published by juanmasipag under
Happiness,
Quotes
on 10/27/2011 07:59:00 AM
Happiness is not a station you arrive at, but a manner of traveling.
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Funny,
Jokes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:57:00 AM
Boy 1: Pare, kamusta lovelife?
Boy 2: Wala, ganun pa rin eh.
Boy 1: Bakit pare? kayo pa rin?
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Funny,
Naughty
on 10/27/2011 07:56:00 AM
Always Smile...
it's the second best thing to do with your lips.
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God,
Love,
Quotes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:47:00 AM
There is no oil without squeezing the olives,
no wine without pressing the grapes,
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Pilosopong Quotes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:44:00 AM
Ang pagpili ng kaibigan ay dapat alinsunod sa
Republic Act 9003 (Ecological Solid Waste Management Act of 2003)
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Quotes,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:40:00 AM
A little jealousy in a relationship is healthy.
It's always nice to know someone afraid to lose you.
Published by juanmasipag under
Filipino Quotes,
Pilosopong Quotes
on 10/27/2011 07:37:00 AM
Kung sawa ka na sa'yong buhay...
Bakit hindi mo subukan ang kabilang buhay.
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Quotes
on 10/27/2011 07:35:00 AM
Great minds...Discuss Ideas
Average minds...Discuss events
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Pinoy Kowts,
Text Messages
on 10/27/2011 07:27:00 AM
Sabi nila kung mahal mo daw ang isang tao, pakawalan mo.
Sabi naman ng iba kung mahal mo ang isang tao, mahalin mo ng lubos.
Pero di ba mas mahal mo ang isang tao kung...
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Kaibigan,
Pinoy Kowts
on 10/27/2011 06:05:00 AM
Ang TUNAY na KAIBIGAN ay ang taong...
ALAM na ALAM kung paano ka SISIRAIN,
pero HINDING-HINDI nya GAGAWIN...
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Filipino Quotes,
Pilosopong Quotes,
Pinoy Kowts
on 10/27/2011 05:04:00 AM
Bakit ang mga Pinoy, hindi tama kung sumagot
maski maayos ang tanong?
1. Kumain ka na?
Sagot: Busog pa ako.
2. Nandyan ba nanay mo?
Sagot: Bakit po? (Tanong na, tinanong pa.)